Speaking of TV

When the idea of a la carte cable has been floated, I am usually over joyed. I can get ride of a whole lot of channels that I never watch. Here is my list:

  • Lifetime

    “Next on Lifetime…” the same old bleh movies about mothers who love their children, etc.
  • ESPN

    I know that I’m the only guy every who isn’t addticted to ESPN.
  • ABC Family

    I don’t need family friendly programming. Watch what your kids are watching and you don’t have to worry.
  • The Weather Channel

    Ever hear of the internet, or a window?
  • CNBC

    I don’t care about your stocks!
  • CMT

    I have an aversion to country music, even more so on TV.
  • BET

    Have never watched it. Ever.
  • Disney

    See ABC Family
  • INSP

    Don’t need the “God squad” on my TV.
  • Animal Planet

    Do I really need to say more?
  • QVC, HSN, any channel that sells stuff

    I don’t like to shop. Do you really think I want that gawdy jewelery?